Here at Fingering Baptist Fund we know how important The Bible is to all of God’s children. We also know that to have the best chance of getting into heaven, you need to obey its rules and understand its teaching. That’s why we believe version 6 of our authorised edition Holy Bible is the best version yet.
We’ve added three new books (Gary, Dave and Ian), removed some of those tricky to keep promises and modified eight out of ten commandments to better suit the complicated needs of the modern child of God.
All this work has been done with the complete cooperation of the son of man himself, Jesus Christ of Nazereth, who channels his wishes through his specially selected team of modern day prophets here at Fingering Baptist Fund.
We think Holy Bible version 6 will make it easier for His children to conduct affairs in the modern world, discipline their children, understand what sexual behaviours are permitted in the house of the Lord and to make sense of what religious denominations God really likes. It also puts to bed the age old question of the Holy Trinity.
Grab your copy now from the Baptist Fund online store for the special introductory price of £49.99
Hallelujah
Rev. Hands
Fingering Baptist Church 