Getting to know our leadership team: Deacon Beacon

Dick Beacon, or as some of you will know him Deacon Dick, has been a Fingering boy all his life.
Born on the same day as the Chernobyl nuclear accident, Dick grew up in the village and attended Fingering Boys School until 2004 when he left to go travelling in Thailand. After spending many years there ministering to the locals and performing charity work, Dick had to leave Thailand in a hurry after an unfortunate mixup involving a school football team and a communication error.

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Deacon Beacon ministers to a passing motorist on Fingering common.

Arriving back in Fingering, Dick managed to avoid extradition due to his close links to the Baptist Fund legal department and the incredible love and forgiveness of our Lord Jesus Christ.
Deacon Beacon has been one of the great visionary members of the leadership team. He was the first church elder to conduct his ministry on Fingering common in the early hours of the morning, and as a result brought many souls to Christ who would have otherwise slipped through the net. He was also the first elder to experiment with hallucinogenics while filled with the Holy Spirit and as a result has experienced many personal encounters with our Lord Jesus, during which the Son of God was able to use Deacon Beacon as an instrument for His heavenly vision of Fingering.

Deacon Beacon has never been married, saying he is too committed to Christ and the bachelor lifestyle to consider settling down, and he lives with his mother in his childhood home in the village.
Due to travelling restrictions Deacon Beacon is unable to leave the country, so can often be found leading the praise and worship and delivering the Sunday sermon when Rev. Hands and Deacon Bender are carrying out their regular missionary work in Amsterdam.

In his spare time Deacon Beacon likes Hard House music, weight lifting and reading the Bible.

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